Why aren't you a Trump supporter?
Last Updated: 24.06.2025 01:53
I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”
I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup
I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes
I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”
I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”
I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet
When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability
I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane
I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t
I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light
I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write
I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality
Is Tinder the best dating app?
It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter
I have complete contempt for fakery
I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”
I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity
I can read
I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard
People with COPD had more carbon in their lungs than smokers in study - The Washington Post
I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes
I have complete contempt for traitorism
I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”
Watch toddler’s joyful scream when beloved uncle surprises him during hide-and-seek - USA Today
I have an acute aversion to scumbags
I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”
Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:
I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones
I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”
I know who the president of Turkey really is
US growth likely to slow to 1.6% this year, hobbled by Trump's trade wars, OECD says - ABC News
A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y
EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that
I don’t watch or listen to advertising
Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.
It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms
I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink
Ossett prostate cancer patient urges men to have checks - BBC
I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”
I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”
I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened
What is your best gay fantasy?
I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.
I actually pay taxes
authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday
I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center
Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?
I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP
Why are women attracted to ugly guys?
I see through liars
When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP
I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee
I understand how hurricane paths work
If someone works for me, I actually pay them
I don’t buy bullshit
I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight
I don’t cotton to rapists
I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions
I took the same Oath and took it seriously
I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is
I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”
I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t
I can count
I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t
I have a reading level above third grade